I Just Want To Know...

Does my bum look big in this?

Come on, you can tell me. I won't get mad. Seriously, I won't. Really. I know I might need to lose a couple of pounds and I could use someone who's not afraid to tell me the truth...

Oh.

Well. If somebody would actually take me out on Friday nights, maybe I'd have something better to do than to sit around and eat. Huff. Why do you always to tear me down?