I've Just Been Mugged!!!!!

Well, no. Not really. But my God, what do I have to DO to get your attention?

Sure

Those hurricane victims might be going through a tough time right now, but take it from me, they're lucky they haven't experienced real pain.

Hold me.

Wow!

Don't you like my blog? What did you think of it? Isn't it the best, most funniest, most wonderful blog you've ever read in your life? Come on, tell me what you think. No, really. I'd love to hear what you have to say.

Oh.

Well. That's just one person's opinion, isn't it? But THANKS for your support.

I Love You So Much

And here it is. A whole week we've been together. The most special, wonderful seven days of my life! I bet it's been the same for you... Right? Right? Oh, just promise me that this is going to last forever!

Oh... It's Monday...

And it's sooooo gray and dreary out. And cold. And I'm just sitting here, feeling so tired. Sittin' around in my pajamas. Wishin' I had somebody who'd stay with me. Maybe we could rent a movie. Or curl up on the couch together. I'm so blue. I feel so worthless. Life is awful. But if, you know, you wanted to stay...?

Oh. You've got to go to, uh, "work?" Sure. It doesn't matter. Have a good time. No, don't worry. I'll be fine. Really.

Fine.

Wait!!!!

Don't go!

Oh... Sigh... If you really have to get back to work, I guess that's probably more important. But send me an e-mail. ASAP. I just want to know that you're happy.

It's A Wonderful World!

And it's so FANTASTIC when people from all around the globe come and visit your website! Do you want to link with me? Because I'd sure like to link with you! (I read your website the other day and it was so great! I told all my friends about it and I even sent you two or three e-mails. Did you get them?)

So "drop me a line" and I'll put your link up RIGHT AWAY!

You Know... I Never Ask Anything Of You

Or almost never. But you know, with everything I do for you, the hours I put in (which I'll never mention), the least you could do is click on the Google ad banner. Oh, I'm not telling you to do it. I'd never make you do anything you want to do. But please, if it isn't too much, just click on it. Please?

(And while you're at it, could you show me how set up one of those... what do you call it?... Paypal accounts? I went to their website but it looks really hard to do!)

Oh. It's You.

Thanks for dropping by. Glad you could squeeze some time out of your busy schedule. No, I'm not saying that you have to surf on by, oh, every hour or something like that. I'm just saying that I miss you and really, I don't know what I'd do if you weren't in my life. Really, I don't.

Where were you???????????

I've been trying to call you all day. I really, really, really had to talk to you. Yes, it WAS about something important. No, don't try to make excuses. You were out surfing the web again, weren't you? Oh, I know. You need your space too. I've been trying to understand that. It's just... well... I don't know what I'd do without you.

Hi!!!!!!

Hello everybody! How are YOU? Oh that's great. That really, really is. Thank you so much for dropping by! Come read my blog!