I'm pregnant!

Well, no. But honestly, what do I have to do to get your attention?

Let's Go On A Picnic!

Right now! Oh, I know it's cold and rainy out but I'm sure it'll clear up by this afternoon (it will, right?) And I'm feeling so blue, the only thing you can do is call in sick to work, go to the store, buy all my favorite things, and walk hand in hand with me to the park. I'm sure it'll look exactly how I dreamed it would this morning - with bluebirds singing and everything! - and believe me, this'll the most wonderful time EVER!

What? You really have to work?

Fine.

Whatever.

It's Cold Out...

Do something!!!!

I Just Want To Know...

Does my bum look big in this?

Come on, you can tell me. I won't get mad. Seriously, I won't. Really. I know I might need to lose a couple of pounds and I could use someone who's not afraid to tell me the truth...

Oh.

Well. If somebody would actually take me out on Friday nights, maybe I'd have something better to do than to sit around and eat. Huff. Why do you always to tear me down?