I Feel So SAD....

Boo Hoo! I just heard about Virginia Tech. I didn't know anyone there but I drove through Virginia once. Seven years ago. Sob! It just hit home for me....

Happy Saint Patrick's Day....

Yeah. (sob) I'll just stay here. And drink. Alone.

My God!

I sent you an e-mail FIVE minutes ago! Why haven't you gotten back to me?????

Why Won't You Commit?

Here it is, over a year since I've been put up and you still don't visit every day. Why not! I mean, we're both getting older and you know... I really love you!

(sob)

Fine. Just go away. I'll be fine.

Humm....

Well, here it is, boo-hoo, the end of summer.

So, uh - cough, cough - do you have a date for New Year's yet?

Help!

Islamofascists! Save me!

Sob!

Here it is, two months since I've posted and I'm so lonely. Sob. Won't you stick around? No, I'm not being needy but sometimes a blog likes to be posted on.

Sob.